Curtains rise to reveal the inside of a Taco Johns.  Two men are sitting at a corner booth, each with a pile of tacos in front of him.  They eat and converse.

"Damn I love tacos."

"Yeah, so do I."

"Everyone loves tacos.  This is just science.  But for me, I think it goes far beyond that."

"Shut up, man, you crazy."

"Yeah, crazy 'bout my damn tacos!"

Both laugh a hearty laugh.

"Hey, did you hear, Fidel Castro got sick last week."

"Ah, that's too bad.  He's my favorite commie pinko in the northern hemisphere."

"They say he could die soon."

"That actually might be kind of interesting.  Cuba could break free of communism and embrace a more touristic form of government."

"Nah, someone else will rise to power.  Someone always rises to power."

"Chyeah, but it will be like a quinteggadillion of 'illegitimate' sons who try to claim power."

"Nice fake number.  But you don't know that he has illegitimate children."

"He has an illegitimate beard."

"That almost makes sense."

"Anyway, what are we doing for the Super Bowl?"

"Eh, the usual I suppose.  Drink and eat tacos."

"Yeah.  Tacos are good."

"Hey, when Castro dies, we should eat tacos and watch CNN.  It will be like a Super Bowl party!"

Both men become increasingly sarcastic.

"No man, this will be bigger than the Super Bowl!  This will be the Cuba Death Bowl!  Castro vs. Disease, two shall enter, none shall leave."

"We could invite a bunch of Cubans.  We'll fill the house with them, and smoke cigars and shit."

"If we get enough people to a Death Party, I bet we make the news."

"That would be awesome.  But we need a bigger stage."

"I know a guy who works at the Orange Bowl.  Let's fill it with Cubans and celebrate and smoke and watch CNN.  Orange Cuban Death Bowl of Castro Death!"

"Invite the whole city!  Pack the Bowl!"

"Fuck the Super Bowl and football.  Castro's death is the new American game.  CNN will be the ESPN of the day!"

"I'm sure Bill O'Reilly will say something retarded.  We need a jumbo screen for that."

"Man, we rule."

Both men laugh at their own antics, then continue eating tacos.

"You know, I actually do know a guy at the Orange Bowl."

".........We are public officials, right?"

".........Correct."

A slow smile crosses both of their faces.

"This'll be AWESOME!"

StretPharmacist is a lot like the Undertaker:  A gimmick that should have never gotten over, but was taken to unbelievable heights.  Also, he is constantly injured.