February 20th, 2009 marked the
end of an era. On that day, Conan O'Brien
finished his sixteen year tenure as host of Late
Night. The end of Conan's run meant more to me
than the end of any other show, for Conan has always
held a special place in my life.
Sporting the Strike Beard
You see, Conan has been hosting Late Night for more
than two thirds of my entire life. Late Night
with Conan O'Brien began when I was only six years
old. Six! And while I didn't discover
him quite that early, I do remember the moment when
Conan hooked me forever.
My
friends and I were staying up past our bed times
during a certain someone's sleepover. We were
most likely playing Star Trek CCG and had the TV on
in the background. Some late show I never
really watched was on. It was Conan. I
remember the joke that made us all laugh. It
was part of his ongoing routine of showing pictures and
saying what they all had in common. This one
in particular had Spider-Man, Star Trek, and
Baseball cards. The joke was that they didn't
really have anything in common, he just wanted to
grab the attention of all the nerds in the world.
It worked, at least for me, and I never looked back.
Conan became the show that I would always attempt to
stay up and watch. Yes, you had to suffer
through an hour of Leno, but it was worth it.
Whenever friends would be over, the world would stop
at 12:35amE/11:35pmC, for it was Conan time.
Conan and Andy would go on drives with the announce
desk. Conan and Max would attempt to have
conversations. Triumph would insult.
Conan would belittle himself and dance around like a
fool. I loved every second of it.
Max w/Conan
In a world of comedy that sometimes took itself too
seriously, Conan would do crazy off the wall skits
that usually made no sense. It was completely
different from anything else out there.
Characters like, Preparation H Raymond, The
Masturbating Bear, Cactus playing a flute, Pierre
Bernard (although he's real). Sketches like In
the Year 2000, If They Mated, Holiday Pictures.
These things were simple yet hilarious. Not to
mention that Conan single handedly resurrected Chuck
Norris's career with The Walker Texas Ranger lever.
Perhaps the best moments though were when Conan
could truly be himself. Those sketches were my
favorite. Whenever he was out and about in
public, his comedy would truly shine. Whether
it be on the streets of New York or across the seas
in Finland, Conan always found something to make you
laugh, even if it was himself.
Conan discovers why Finland loves him
And on a more personal level, Conan was always
there. No matter how depressed I was feeling,
Conan could make me forget my worries for a whole
hour. Conan was like a friend I grew up with,
always there to make me laugh and always on time,
unless preempted by something stupid like the
Olympics (psh!). As I look back on my life, I will remember Conan
being a huge part of my childhood and my coming of age.
And as I look to the future, he will be there as
well, only on at a more reasonable hour.
Believe me, I
look forward to June when Conan takes over the
Tonight Show. The Conan I know and love will
be there, but things will most definitely
be different. Still great, but different.
I leave you now with how Conan left us, his final
close:
Jaybird currently
resides in Seattle where he reads comics, works in a
library, and writes for this site. He has also
been known to blow your mind, rock your world, and
eat pizza.