BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, Wash. -- Workers demolishing a portable classroom at Blakely Elementary School on Bainbridge Island found six pornographic magazines, several pornographic VHS tapes, condoms and a dozen women's panties hidden in the ceiling.

The Kitsap Sun reports dates indicated the materials had been left their about eight years ago.

No current teachers or staff are suspected of stowing the items and police are not investigating.

Source: King5.com

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, Wash. -- Countless men, ages ranging from nineteen to twenty-three, have had guilty looks on their faces since pornographic materials were found at a local elementary school.

"Oh... well I uh... see the thing is... uh... I'M LATE FOR WORK!" stated one man.

Frank Johnson, the lone male member of the Blakely Elementary School PTA, oddly kept his mouth shut when the topic was raised at a recent meeting.

"He is normally such a loud and jovial character.  This issue must touch him deeply," commented a concerned mother and fellow PTA member.

The Kitsap Sun reports that one-time elementary classmates have been seen arguing with one another after dark.

"No!  I thought YOU had them!" one man was quoted as saying.

Teenage boys are investigating.

Source: Reality