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The Alien In Me
by Matt Brooks

Not many people realize that space aliens are indeed living among us.  However, they're not disguising themselves as human beings like most people would think.  Aliens are living among us without any disguise at all.  Like have you seen the fly?  There weren't any aliens in that movie, just Jeff Goldblum.  Also there are vegans, all vegans are aliens because aliens are strong supporters of animal rights but they are killing humans!  Holy fucking shit aliens are fucking insane!  Have you seen Terminator 2: Judgemeny Day?  Fuck those aliens were almost robots!  HOLY FUCK THEY WERE ROBOTS!  I hate it when the stupid figs in DC are all like "Aliens are not real they are the Europeans using new technology."  I just wish, I wish on a star that the aliens will not harm my kids, because they are my heart.   One of the most popular aliens is Will Smith. 

Will Smith has been is some very popular movies like MIB, Bad Boys 2, and Independence Day.  The only reason he was in these movies is because he is an alien.  Only aliens make movies about aliens.  It's funny to think that the Willenium could also be called Alien Willenium.  Haha!  The Fresh Alien Prince of Bel Air??? Come on people that show would suck!!  That is why aliens are just like people because look at em' come on!!!  LOOK AT 'EM!!  Remember in that one music video he says "Now Freeze!"  He actually froze... because he's a gaylien.  Science hasn't told us if aliens have real facial hair, and this picture proves it!

I really don't care about aliens.  There are a lot of dumb things about them that I hate! Want to know everything about life?  Steal an alien's brain and get Dookie Houser to use his psychic abilities to read its mind.  Oh and if you see them naked you will fuckin' like want to have sex with 'em!   I don't like them because first of all they are dumb.  Secondly, they eat way too much junk food.  Thirdly and finally, they hate earth.  LOOK AT 'EM!!

Who, what, when, where, how and why are aliens like this?!  Do you know? I don't.  I mean, who knows other than scientists?  Hmmmm... well what else is cool?  Ghosts are cool.   I bet the ghosts know... I bet Bill Murray knows.