AIM Faces Debunked: The True Meanings Revealed Part 2

Common Misconceptions: Innocent

True Meaning: Once again, innocent would fit nicely if it wasn't for those damn laws of physics.  Halo = matter, and matter cannot be created or destroyed, which includes halos appearing over your head.  Sorry kids, it just doesn't work.  What this actually is... a... Hula-Hoop Too Small For Childs Head face... yeah.  Shut up.

Common Misconceptions: Sexy, Sexual Innuendo

True Meaning:  Heavy eyeliner, the mole, the lipstick... this is no sexy woman, that's a man!  Yes, Cross-Dressing face is here.  Now you can pretend to be a woman, without all the hassle of going outside and walking around.  Online cross-dressing has begun!

Common Misconceptions: Silly, Joking

True Meaning: Sure, this could be a silly face, but how many people really ever stick out their tongue while being silly.  I know after every joke I make I stick the tongue out of the side of my mouth...  No, this face would make much more sense if it was the Anesthetic face.  Look, he is all happy and carefree, his tongue is hanging out because it's all numb.  Makes perfect sense to me.

Common Misconceptions: Happy, Pleased

True Meaning:  Ok now, this is just Mid-Life Crisis face without glasses.  Look at it.  So, without the glasses, this is just a Horny Old Man face.  Watch out ladies, he is on the prowl.

Common Misconceptions: Surprised

True Meaning: The true meaning might not be as obvious as some would think.  Often I see this face being used to imply oral sex, or more specifically, blow jobs.  Yet, I do not believe that this is the true meaning of this face.  This face would more accurately fit the category of Anal Sex face.  I mean, come on, that's what everyone looks like during anal sex, I mean, how I would imagine they would look... I mean I don't imagine anal sex... I mean if that's your thing I don't care... butt... I mean but... oh whatever.

Common Misconceptions: Crying, Very Sad

True Meaning:  This poor kid had to choose between getting a gallon of bleach or a gallon of ink dropped on him.  No idiot would choose bleach, if that got in your eye you would go blind.  All that happened to this kid is he is crying ink.  Ok, this is dumb.  Wait... a name... Crying Ink face.

Common Misconceptions: Winking

True Meaning:  It may appear he is winking... but that isn't the case.  This is actually Punched In The Eye face.  That's right, look at that swollen face and cheek.  This man is a brawler yo nizzle shizzle.  Bling Bling.

Common Misconceptions: Shutting Up

True Meaning:  Birth Defect face.  I'm not sure what the hell kind of birth defect that is, but look at that mouth, its like some sort of alien thing.  I don't understand it!  It's different!  Let's kill it!

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