Nader '04
by Jason DeShaw and Matt Brooks

The following is a recent AIM conversation, which describes what the world would be like if Independent candidate Ralph Nader won the 2004 Presidential Elections.  Readers beware...

youre pipe: somebody is up early!
JJDe86: who?
youre pipe: you!
JJDe86: uhh
youre pipe: i wanted to point
youre pipe: but i cant really type that
youre pipe:and you wouldnt see me doing it
youre pipe: so i gave up
JJDe86: yeah, that'd of been weird
youre pipe: and gay!
JJDe86: good thing that didnt happen then
youre pipe: oh yeah
JJDe86: im reading for politics
JJDe86: because im that cool
JJDe86: and far behind
youre pipe: hahahah
youre pipe: are you reading about the presidential election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youre pipe: BECAUSE THAT IS ALREADY DONE!!!!!!!!!
JJDe86: no im reading about federalism and the contitution
JJDe86: haha, ok matt
youre pipe: i cant believe nader came out of nowhere for a landslide victory
JJDe86: yeah, that was odd
JJDe86: and then like, he ate bush and kerry
JJDe86: i thought that was weird too
youre pipe: yeah and like that little kid from jerry mcguire gave a bj at the inoguration
youre pipe: no handed!
JJDe86: haha, it would have been ok and all, but he was wearing those big glasses
youre pipe: yeah but i mean he's president and that's a tough job so most of america let it slide
JJDe86: yeah, even though the kid didnt swallow
JJDe86: it was his first day, come on, give him a break
youre pipe: yeah i like how vice president roger klotz donkey punched him because of that
JJDe86: yeah, that was just mean
JJDe86: and then he turned into klotzinstein
JJDe86: and man... it was all down hilll from there
youre pipe: hahahah
youre pipe: yeah until quailman showed up
youre pipe: phew!
JJDe86: yeah, that was close
JJDe86: good thing patty mayonaise was there and used the quail call, otherwise he'd of never came
youre pipe: hahaha yeah i know that chick has some great toon tits
youre pipe: i want to make a realy sad over dramatic episode of doug where porkchop and patti die
JJDe86: haha
JJDe86: they die having an affair
youre pipe: yeah then doug would become friends with roger
youre pipe: and they just go on a killing spree through bluffington
JJDe86: and through all of this skeeter just looks on with a tear in his eye
youre pipe: but in the end Mr. Dink would give them some of his sage liek wisdom and they'd learn the error of their ways
JJDe86: haha
JJDe86: and then Bebe is annoying for no reason
youre pipe: hahahah
JJDe86: and thats what the world would be like if ralph nader was elected president
youre pipe: hahahah yeah what a world
JJDe86: i think im going to save this and put it up on psychonoble
youre pipe: hahahah ok sweet

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