The following is a recent AIM conversation, which describes what the world would be like if Independent candidate Ralph Nader won the 2004 Presidential Elections.  Readers beware...

Matt: somebody is up early!
Jaybird: who?
Matt: you!
Jaybird: uhh
Matt: i wanted to point
Matt: but i cant really type that
Matt:and you wouldnt see me doing it
Matt: so i gave up
Jaybird: yeah, that'd of been weird
Matt: and gay!
Jaybird: good thing that didnt happen then
Matt: oh yeah
Jaybird: im reading for politics
Jaybird: because im that cool
Jaybird: and far behind
Matt: hahahah
Matt: are you reading about the presidential election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: BECAUSE THAT IS ALREADY DONE!!!!!!!!!
Jaybird: no im reading about federalism and the contitution
Jaybird: haha, ok matt
Matt: i cant believe nader came out of nowhere for a landslide victory
Jaybird: yeah, that was odd
Jaybird: and then like, he ate bush and kerry
Jaybird: i thought that was weird too
Matt: yeah and like that little kid from jerry mcguire gave a bj at the inoguration
Matt: no handed!
Jaybird: haha, it would have been ok and all, but he was wearing those big glasses
Matt: yeah but i mean he's president and that's a tough job so most of america let it slide
Jaybird: yeah, even though the kid didnt swallow
Jaybird: it was his first day, come on, give him a break
Matt: yeah i like how vice president roger klotz donkey punched him because of that
Jaybird: yeah, that was just mean
Jaybird: and then he turned into klotzinstein
Jaybird: and man... it was all down hilll from there
Matt: hahahah
Matt: yeah until quailman showed up
Matt: phew!
Jaybird: yeah, that was close
Jaybird: good thing patty mayonaise was there and used the quail call, otherwise he'd of never came
Matt: hahaha yeah i know that chick has some great toon tits
Matt: i want to make a realy sad over dramatic episode of doug where porkchop and patti die
Jaybird: haha
Jaybird: they die having an affair
Matt: yeah then doug would become friends with roger
Matt: and they just go on a killing spree through bluffington
Jaybird: and through all of this skeeter just looks on with a tear in his eye
Matt: but in the end Mr. Dink would give them some of his sage liek wisdom and they'd learn the error of their ways
Jaybird: haha
Jaybird: and then Bebe is annoying for no reason
Matt: hahahah
Jaybird: and thats what the world would be like if ralph nader was elected president
Matt: hahahah yeah what a world
Jaybird: i think im going to save this and put it up on psychonoble
Matt: hahahah ok sweet