Once upon a time I was in High School.  It seems like it was only about 5 or 6 months ago.  High School was nice, for me at least.  I never really had much to do and anything I did have to do I could just slack off and do it later and maintain a high grade point average.  Yes, those were simpler times.

Now I am in college.  Stupid College with it's work and it's expectations!  Now I have to actually try and stuff.  High School never prepared me for trying!  Damn you High School!  Well, I suppose I should have seen this coming.  High School did suck pretty bad.  I should have assumed I would have to do actual work in college...

Part 1: Why I am No Longer Bored

This seems like it should be a good thing, not being bored and all.  It IS nice to have things to do and not sit around and stare at a wall for entertainment (haha but oh MAN! were those great times... those walls... you'd always think they would do one thing... and they so totally did!... oh walls...).  The thing is though, I don't have any time at all to be bored.  I couldn't be bored if I wanted to be.  I always have something to do... the work never stops, it just keeps coming and coming!  Just to write this article, I am currently putting off 4 chapters of reading, a politics paper, and studying for a math midterm.  Just take a look at my list of materials I have to read...

Anthropology - 400+ pages
The Logic of American Politics - 600+ pages
Our Babies, Ourselves - 250+
The Third Chimpanzee - 370+
Wisdom Sits in Places - 150+
The Dance of Legislation - 300+

"But Jason, it isn't like you have to read every page of those books!" you might exclaim to me like you are a know it all.  Well screw you!  I do have to read all of them!  Quit pretending you know what you are talking about you dolt!  So yeah, those are just what I have to read over the course of a few months, because here at UW, our classes are only a quarter, so they are done at Christmas break.  Along with reading ungodly amounts, I always have a steady stream of Calculus to work on.  It never ends... I get done... and there is just the next one to do... and then the next... ahhh!!

Part 2: Why I am No Longer Lazy

Ummm, I'm no longer lazy because I'M ACTUALLY DOING ALL OF THIS WORK!  Along with that, for some unknown reason, I have started to work out on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  Ugh, I'm insane.  Stupid college is making me do things.  I'm in Film Club too, but I don't really count that as anything, as we've only had one meeting so far this school year, where we just got some free stuff.  I guess a lot of this section kind of falls under part 1.  I should have just said "See Part 1" but... I'm no longer lazy.

Part 3: Why I am No Longer a Genius

To be honest... this is the only reason I wrote this article, because I had an idea for a funny picture.  Which is probably why all of the stuff you just read wasn't that interesting or funny or anything.  The picture probably isn't that great either.  This article has turned out to be less than I hoped for, but you are the one reading it suckaaaaaa!!

Anyways, as you can see from the picture above, I have clearly fallen out of the genius range and into the mediocre range of people.  Oy.

Conclusion

So according to me and what I said above... I'm not longer bored, lazy, or a genius.  You know what though, screw it.  I am.  Maybe not so much bored anymore, but I'm still lazy and I'm still a genius.  I think the laziness has to rub off on the genius part which affects my grades.  Actually, grades mean nothing when it comes to being a genius.  I guess I'm even bored sometimes, I don't know what I'm saying.  I guess on the outside not as much, but in the heart I am, and that's what counts!

I guess what I'm trying to say is... although this site isn't updated as regularly before, myself and others are committed to keeping it alive.  By the time this is posted, this site will have become a .com and rejuvenated itself.  Some may have thought this site was at its end, but I believe the story has just begun.  The best times for this site lay ahead my friends and I will be there when they arrive, as a bored, lazy, genius.