Lazy Pricks

by Brady Lewis

If there is one thing that I cant stand, its lazy pricks. You know what I mean, we've all met at least one. Those stupid people that do absolutely nothing and expect absolutely everything. I hate those people.

Now, there are people who do nothing and so expect nothing. I don't mind those people, cause they are realistic. We are all that way at times. But to do nothing and want everything, you are just dumb.

I have had lots of experience with lazy pricks. Most of these experiences have happened in school. We will get assigned a group project. Lets see, the teacher thinks, we should mix the smart kids with the dumb ones to even it out. Sorry to burst your little bubble there, teacher, but the dumb ones are dumb because they don't do anything. They are lazy pricks. Basically all you did was give those lazy asses a free day. Now, you say, well you, as the smart one, don't have to do anything either then, just let the grade go. Well, we, as the smart ones, want good grades, and therefore will work the project alone in order to achieve the grade we want. This situation has been remedied for me at this point for the most part, as the school system weeds out lazy pricks with the grading system. Also, I take a lot of advanced classes, where everyone wants to work for the grade. So while it doesn't happen very often now, it used to be that way all the time.

Another example of people being lazy pricks that I hate is when some guy posts on a message board. No, not just a post, but a stupid post. We all know this kind of post. Its the one that reads, I just heard about this (insert product). What exactly does it do? When will it be at the nearest store? Will there be any special offers? etc., etc. This really pisses me off. Did you even think of, oh, I don't know, reading other topics on the message board?! Jesus Christ, everything you have already asked has been answered at least 50 times, just go find the topic! My God, I hate this people with a passion. When such people get flamed for asking such questions, and told to go look for the answers, their usual response is Sorry, guys, I have a life, and cant waste time looking through the topics. I say, fuck you. Fuck you up the ass with a pointy stick. You are at the website already. How hard is it to look at the names of the topics? How much time does that take? Probably as much time as it took you to post your fucking message. Shut your fucking cryhole and find your own goddamn answers, you cocksucking bitchmongler.

Those are the two kinds of lazy pricks that I hate the most. Everyone has their own that they hate. The guy at work who doesn't actually work unless a manager or supervisor is in the room. The guy who you cover for at work many times, and he wont cover for you. The sibling that you help out of situations that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. These are all examples.

So I say, if you hate lazy pricks, you stop helping them and make them cover their own ass. If you are a lazy prick, stay the fuck out of my way. If you expect me to help you, too fucking bad. I help people that can, and will, help me. I hope that others follow this example, this way we can stop lazy pricks from being such a drain on our patience as well as society.

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