Your Wallet and You
By Blake Snortland

          So, for those of you out there who have wallets, uh, how was I gonna finish that sentence?  Oh, well.  Wallets are a very good thing.  They help you carry your money, and your plastic, and your ID, and all that good stuff.  Some even do more, like carry pictures or the most important thing: Coins.  I hate coins, at least loose coins.  But, you need coins.  I mean, come on, you don’t want to be like this guy when you want to buy a 3 Musketeers from an old candy machine and there‘s no dollar slot.

          But you know how it is when you have your coins in your pocket and then you sit down in a recliner.  Yeah.  The coins fall out and roll into the chair and you have to tip the chair over to get them back.  You have your coins in your pocket because you don’t know where else to put them.  That’s because your wallet looks like this.

          Look at it.  It’s got room for cash and a lot of room for lots of credit cards.  But you don’t want a lot of credit cards because there’s probably only one that’s really good and the rest just take up space.  And if you don’t keep track of them all you could get bad credit, but that’s not what I’m talking about.  There is nowhere to put your coins.  That’s where my favorite kind of wallet comes in.

A wallet with a coin pocket.

          You see the zipper?  That’s where you put your coins.  Then they won’t fall all over and make you mad.  But the wallet above looks really official and stuffy, and that’s not cool.  If you want to go for stylish and cool you should go for something like this.

YES!  FINALLY!  A NINTENDO WALLET!

          And it even has a coin pocket.  It’s what I want.  I don’t have it, but you should get it for me.  So, really, this article should have been called "Your Wallet and Me".  Oh well.

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