You Took My Name Jason DeShaw
by Jason DeShaw

    As I'm sure all of you know, I am indeed Jason DeShaw.  Does anyone doubt that?  Ok good.  So why don't you check out my website www.jasondeshaw.com and tell me what you think... I'm waiting... You know if you don't go to that link its really going to ruin this whole article.  Ok done?  Good.  What do you say?  That isn't me on that site?  Let me check... well I'll be... IT ISN'T!  Are you telling me there is another Jason DeShaw out there and that he has a .com with my name?  Dammit!

    How dare you Jason DeShaw... how dare you...  You took my name!  What do you mean you're older than me, and that you had the name first?  That has nothing to do with it!  Everyone knows I'm the real Jason!  You don't believe me?  You know what this means then don't you?  That's right.  JASON BATTLE!  Finally we will find out who is indeed the REAL Jason DeShaw... once and for all...

Jason DeShaw       VS       Jason DeShaw The Battle of the Jasons:  The search for the one true Jason Ok, so this is how its going to work.  I'm going to put down some basic facts about both Jason and myself, followed by a check mark on the side of the clear winner.  In the end I will tally up the checks and prove to you once and for all who the true Jason DeShaw is!  Let the games begin!
	Has 2 Country Albums available for purchase	Has 2 Freestyle Walking videos available for download	X
	Touring colleges around the US	Attending college around the UW	X
	Understands the name of his site	Still not sure where the PsychoNoble name came from	X
	Knows how to play an acoustic guitar	Pretends to know how to play an electric guitar	X
	Wears a cool cowboy hat	Looks funny in hats	X
	Born in Montana	Once drove through Montana	X
	Has made money	Ok, that one was just cheap	X
	Has legions of fans	Yeah fine!  I get the point!	X
	JasonDeShaw.com ranks higher than PsychoNoble.com on Google	That's it!  I give up	X
	Will always be the most famous Jason DeShaw	...	X
	Wins all arguments for having the name Jason DeShaw	...	X
	Got JasonDeShaw.com fair and square	Yeah fine, WHATEVER!	X
	You know its true, why do you keep fighting	Because I'm selfish and want recognition!	X
	Well you'll never get it by going after people with the same name as you	Why do you say that?	X
	If you want to succeed you'll just have to do it on your own	Or change my name!	X
	No	Yes!	X
X	No!	Yes!
	Hey you totally cheated on that one!	Come on man, just let me have one check mark	X
X	Alright fine	w00t
	Hey I said one!	And I said I'm selfish!	X

And now for the final tally...

    Jason DeShaw wins with a crushing 18-2 victory!  Jason DeShaw is the victor!  Wait... or... but I'm Jason... or... uh.  Well there seems to be some confusion here still on the matter of who is the true Jason DeShaw.  Wait!  I got it!  My article.  I win.

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