PsychoNoble's Great Things


Ah yes, The Great Things. Below is the beginning of a list, of the greatest things in the world, according to us. And we are right.
Admiral Nelson vs. Captain Morgan	Two of the finest rums/gentlemen/pirates around. Some say they're rivals, some say that they're friends. Other conspiracy theories have them as being the same person. Spooky?... Not really. Try them out for size and decide for yourself the truth behind the always entertaining Admiral Nelson vs. Captain Morgan quandary. What the fuck does quandary mean?
Mullets	Perhaps one of the most recognizable haircuts of all time; it was wore by MacGyver for years, and even Mel Gibson for a stint. You can learn more about this fucking hilarious hairstyle here.
Porn	The internet just wouldn't be the same without it. I'd give you a link to some, but my Lord, this is the fucking internet and if you can't find your own damn porn then you got some serious issues.
NES/SNES	Games make consoles, not graphics - these two systems really don't stack up hardware wise against your modern PS2, X-Box, and Game Cube, but the software is what will make ROMs and emulators always a hit.
Ping Pong	This sport fucking rules, it's like tennis except you don't sweat, and you're not tired when you finish a game.
Reser Burritos	These little suckers are going to be my breakfast, lunch, and supper all through college... If you haven't tried them, pick up a few; you won't regret it.
Apple IIe	Oregon Trail. I'll leave it at that.