The Wondrous News Archive of 2005!

-Brady Lewis
 

You maybe asking yourself, "Where are all the updates!?  Waiting for PsychoNoble to update is my only purpose in life!!!"  Well the thing is, its that time of the year for us college go-ers where we must take the dreaded Finals.  And yes, even though Finals suck and I would much rather being doing site stuff, it just doesn't always work that way.  I did manage to fix up a few things, such as organize some archived news and update Crazygame related things, but nothing worth putting in the "Latest" column.  Fret not, we will be back shortly with the greatness you've come to expect from the PsychoNoblers.

-Jason DeShaw
 

So its Thanksgiving again.  I had lots of turkey and you probably did too.  So, before that Tryptophan kicks in, sit back and enjoy a couple new articles.  Matt makes a long awaited return with an article about breakfast, and I serve up some thoughts on the classic game of Starcraft.  As always, check those out to the right.

-Jason DeShaw
 

Sometimes everything just has to go wrong. First I lose my internet connection for almost a week, so I can't update. Then I have some more tests. I also have to hurry up and fill my deer tag before the season ends. And we lost one of the best, Eddie Guerrero. I direct you here for a better article than I could write about him.
Anyway, we do have an Anniversary article that Jason put together. I'd write something about it, but he does a good job of covering just about everything. Instead I just wrote the usual stupid article that my audience knows and for all I know loves. Those can be found on the side panel. Viva la Birthday!

-Brady Lewis
 

And we're back.  Sorry about the lack of updates last week.  This week, I got the next installment in my Bags and Boards series.  Make sure to check that out.  Also, I finally settled the Crazygame High Score Contest controversy that's been all over the forums.  Make sure to be here next week, because PsychoNoble turns 1!  That's right, it'll be our big B-Day Bash!  Prepare to be under whelmed!

-Jason DeShaw
 

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

Well I'm back now from my own busy week.  Two midterms, a paper, and plenty of assignments.  Now that it's all wrapped up, I can finally get back to focusing more attention here.  I had planned on adding a new issue of my Bags and Boards series, but instead I'll hold that off until next time.  For now, read the paper that was keeping me busy for my Ethics class, The Justice Show with John Stuart (Mill).

-Jason DeShaw
 

I am here with an article that I proposed quite a long time ago, but have been putting off.  Oh well, I submit it now.  See the spiffy side panel for the link.  In other news, the Bengals are a pretty good team this year, finally.  My years of fandom may yet pay off.

-Brady Lewis
 

Update woo!  So today I have an article for you.  You can find it over to the right.  Also related to articles, we tried to add some order to the madness of archived articles.  So you can take a look at those on the Articles page.  I think that's about it for now.  Enjoy!

-Jason DeShaw
 

Ok peoples.  Testing is over for a few weeks for me, so that means maybe some updates.  Like now!  I have a new article, as usual, that you are compelled to read, also as usual.  Click it on the side panel, I don't feel like making the link twice.  Or you could always go the long way by clicking 'Articles' at the top.  Whatever, mess around on the site.

-Brady Lewis
 

So I didn't really have much to do, so I finished up The PsychoNoble Store!  That's right, starting today you can now purchase ONE product from us.  Yes, I know, it's great.  Make sure to go check that out.  I also added a donation button at the bottom of the page here.  From here on out updates could get a bit sporadic due to myself just starting up school again and Brady already into some tests.  Fear not, we will update when we can.  Enjoy!

-Jason DeShaw
 

So today I am premiering a new series of mine called Bags and Boards: A Look Into Comics.  You can check out Issue 1 to the right.  Let's see, believe it or not Story of Trek is still coming, so don't worry.  Also, The PsychoNoble Store is just about ready to go up.  Oh, The Crazygame Contest has been updated too.  So there, you should be happy with that.  Go, onward!

-Jason DeShaw
 

UPDATE.  A small contribution by me today, read it here, or click the link in the new side panel.  NFL starts tonight man, yeah!

-Brady Lewis
 

Well after a little downtime due to our web hosting service, we are finally back!  We changed around the main page a bit in hopes that this will liven it up, as well as exposie you to more PsychoNoble Greatness!  We will now post every update to the right and intermittently put new things up on the left.  As for today, I reposted my article, Why I'm Weirder Than You, due to it being erased.  Also, I've added a new FSW Video which you can find here.  One last thing, I've added (yes added) some late additions to Story of Trek Chapter 1.  So, take a look around and enjoy the new content.  Adios.

-Jason DeShaw
 

It has begun... you thought we forgot about.  Heck, we thought we forgot about it.  The Story of Trek page is up for your viewing pleasure.  It isn't complete yet, but we got the Intro and first chapter for you.  That should hold you over for now.  In other news, you should check out the Message Boards, because I'm looking for some feedback on the next FSW video I plan to do.  That is all.

-Jason DeShaw
 

Hey folks I'm back!  Nothing too big today for me, a short article by myself called... Lawsuit Impact.  Let's see what else.  We might be putting up Story of Trek soon, at least part of it.  Also my secret project is done, but it is still a little bit away from going up on the site.  I know that doesn't make sense, but all will be revealed...

-Jason DeShaw
 

OK, peeps, I know I said the next big event is on the way, but there have been a few setbacks and technical difficulties, but all will be right with the world eventually.  Until then, read my new article here.  And Jason tells me that his top secret project is nearing completion, so perhaps that will entertain you while I work out some kinks in mine.

-Brady Lewis
 

Yep, it has arrived.  Part 3 of FSW.  It's 10 pages of Free Style Walking greatness, all for your enjoyment.  You can check it out to your right.  What else... as stated before we got a new event on the way too, and it looks to be hilarious.  Make sure to keep your eyes open for that.  I'm also working on something top secret, so we'll see where that goes too.

-Jason DeShaw
 

I am back after a brief hiatus.  Work is underway for the next PsychoNoble event, which I will not reveal until it is complete.  However, much has been done to further its completion.  In the meantime, check out my latest article here.  And believe me, this new event will not disappoint.

-Brady Lewis
 

It is complete!  A Pathetic Tribute to Doug Funnie is now up in its entirety and ready for your viewing pleasure.  I thought about updating the greatness below, but that is what's so great about greatness, you can just leave it up, and its still great.  Actually I'm lazy.  I know I've said it before, but FSW 2005 Part 3 will be up soon.  If you didn't read the Message Boards, the title is The Apparition of Ghost Town.  OoOoOo...

-Jason DeShaw
 

Well I'm back again.  I updated the Crazygame Contest again and might I add is the first time MY score has been updated.  Woo.  Also, Part 1 of A Pathetic Tribute to Doug Funnie is now up for your viewing pleasure.  Let's see... I added an Events Discussion area to the Message Boards.  On the topic of Events, Part 3 of FSW should be up shortly too and who knows, maybe even a video.  We'll see...

-Jason DeShaw
 

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

Is it sad that now that its summer, typing in the date up above for an update is the only way I can keep track of time?  Anyways, I'm back (woo).  First off I changed the thingies on the sides, pretty neat huh?... Also I put up the main page and intro to A Pathetic Tribute to Doug Funnie.  You should check that out.  The rest should be up shortly.  Anyways, Matt is here and we're going FreeStyle Walking now... BYE!

-Jason DeShaw
 

Aha, update.  In this article, I take a look at two of the biggest online roleplaying games out there today.  It is rather long, so read at your own risk.

In other news, ECW One Night Stand is this Sunday.  Rule all.  If you do not buy this pay-per-view, you are not a wrestling fan. 

-Brady Lewis
 

Yep, another update from the Fargo home office.  Gotta make this quick though, I'm a little pressed for time right now.  Anyway, click here for my latest gospel.  Later.

-Brady Lewis
 

Woo part two of my update this week, I guess...  I wrote an article called This Was Your Life  I like it, you should too, but only one way to find out I guess.  Also I made an entry into the Asshole Log, and added a few picture to pretty it up, so check that out too.  I'm not sure how long the message boards are going to be down, but apparently they are being updated, so who knows.  Anyways, uhhh, yeah.

-Jason DeShaw
 

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Hello again.  So this week I'm going to make a couple updates.  Today we have a new review by Matt on Star Wars III.  I had to tell because you didn't notice the big link to it on the left, you dummy.  Also I've updated The Crazygame.exe High Score Contest.  Coming later this week is another article by myself and another update into the long forgotten asshole log.

-Jason DeShaw
 

Hazaah, I am returned.  As promised on the message board, I have two new articles for you, the masses.  You can find them in the Articles section of the site. 

Now, since I am out of class, expect at least a little more input from me.  We have a few special plans up here in Fargo.  Expect something big in the coming month.  Or big by our standards at least.  And maybe not in a month, but I'm confident we can finish this little "event" in that amount of time.  Later, peeps.

-Brady Lewis
 

I'm back again!  We got two, count 'em, two new articles for you.  Admit it, you've always wanted to know some options when it comes to Devils Lake flooding.  Well Blake just happened to write his final paper just on that, and you can find more here.  Also you can find an article by myself called You Took My Name Jason DeShaw.  Yeah, you'll have to click to find out just what exactly I mean.  Anyways, check back shortly for the return of Brady...

-Jason DeShaw
 

So technically it's still Tuesday for me in the Pacific North West, but you know what, its Wednesday everywhere else in the world, so that's what I'm going to go with.  First off we got a new article by one Blake Snortland for you to check out.  It's called The Savior of the Heartland so make sure to go check that out.  The The Crazygame.exe High Score Contest has also been updated at least once since last time.  Finally we have another FreeStyle Walking Video up for your enjoyment!  If you like the first one you will definitely like this one too!  So, have fun!

-Jason DeShaw
 

I'm back again folks with yet another installment of FSW!  Part 2 - Bring on the Pain is now up and ready for your viewing pleasure.  Its 10 pages of FreeStyle Walking greatness so enjoy!  Coming shortly is another FSW video too.  As for non-FSW related things, there are many more articles on the way, perhaps another event, and we haven't forgotten about Story of Trek.  Well that will do it for today, adios.

-Jason DeShaw
 

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

Well well well what do we have here?  Yes it IS another update by myself.  First off I must once again mention the growing popularity of the Crazygame.exe High Score Contest.  Times are being sent in like crazy and some are actually unable to be posted because they are beaten by times submitted at the same time.  Thanks for everyone submitting so far and keep up the good work!  Now for what you have all been waiting for... the first Free Style Walking Video has been posted!  Click that link to check it out now!  That's all for today, but more FSW is on the way including Part 2 of 2005 and the next video.  Stay tuned!

-Jason DeShaw
 

First off, we have 1 updated score and 3 brand new scores  for the ongoing Crazygame.exe High Score Contest!  Sadly one of the scores blows away my personal top score errr, but gives me a reason to forge forward to beat it!  On a happier note, the 2005 FSW Season has begun!  Part 1 is now up and can be found in the newly redesigned Free Style Walking section.  Take a peak.  Part 2 is completed and will be up shortly along with videos.  More parts will be added as the year goes on too.  Anyways, have fun with the stuff that's up now and check back soon for more parts.

-Jason DeShaw
 

Contrary to popular belief, the Great Conspiracy did not swallow me whole.  I am currently as alive as I have ever been.  My inter-nets have been acting up lately, but I bring to you an update.  It was actually rather easy, as I didn't even have to write anything for this update.  No, today we see the returns of Alex Anderson and Blake Snortland.  Both of their new articles can be found in the, um, Articles section.  Also, to show our support for the WGU (or at least mine, since I am part owner of this site), I have linked to them now that they have an official website again.  Support the hell out of them.

-Brady Lewis
 

So we've got two new things up today, which go hand-in-hand with each other.  First off there is the Crazygame Review.  And once you are done with that, head on over to the Crazygame.exe High Score Contest to try to make it into the top 10 scores!  Next week we've got some more articles on the way, and shortly after that, the return of Free Style Walking.  There is plenty for you to see now though, so go do that.

-Jason DeShaw
 

Well first off today, we got a brand new article titled Japanese Candy: Friend or Foe? that you should check out.  If you are a jerk and don't read the message boards, Story of Trek is getting well underway, plus except lots of new stuff soon as far as Free Style Walking is concerned.  All this and much much more... stay tuned!

-Jason DeShaw
 

Yep, another update from me.  You know the drill, click here for my newest article.  And yes, it is Spring Break here in North Dakota.  Hopefully more projects will get done for PsychoNoble over this week-long break.  Maybe even an article from someone that isn't me or Jason!  Whatever, we'll see what we can find. 

-Brady Lewis
 

Hello again.  So I put up an article by myself titled, Do We Really Know Anything?  So click that link to find it.  It is a little outside the box I guess you'd say, but yeah anyways... I changed the Featured items to the left and right.  New pictures are always fun to look at.  Story of Trek is back underway.  We should get a big chunk done, if not finished, during spring break.  Speaking of spring break, expect another huge FSW Spring Break Update around that time also.  And always, lots of our humorous articles and reviews are to come.  Oh yeah!  I got a contest coming too.  Man, it's a PsychoNoble explosion!

-Jason DeShaw
 

UPDATE.  Yeah, I did it.  Unfortunately, all I have for you people is a review of an awesome book.  It was very convenient actually, as I was going to write this review for here, and then I had to write a review for my Composition class.  It all worked out.  Anyway, read it here.  And go to the message boards.  Who knows when I'll start another discussion thread like Skeletons vs. Zombies.

-Brady Lewis
 

So there's a bunch of new things up for today.  As I am sure you've already noticed I added some new pictures to the main page here.  Pretty spiffy huh?  Also, if you scroll alllll the way down to the bottom of the page, you will see the brand new Site Map!  Yeah that's exciting.  Also we have two, count 'em, two brand new articles.  The first one is by myself called Fresh Logos.  Also, Alex makes his grand return with the first every PsychoNoble rebuttal entitled My Cellphonic Rebuttal.  We've got lots of content still to come, some you've heard... some you have not.  So have fun!

-Jason DeShaw
 

A small update today, since no one here in Fargo has actually done anything.  However, I shall grace this site with an update featuring my thoughts on cell phones.  Feel free to read that here.  Other than that, blah blah blah, Story of Trek, blah blah, Jordan and Alex might write something soon, blah blah blah, yeah, go read my shit.

-Brady Lewis
 

Alright, we got a couple new things today.  There is a new review, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, up for your viewing pleasure.  Also, Matt makes his long awaited return with probably his most absurd article yet entitled... huff... The Alien In Me.  So make sure to check those things out.  I also added FSW: 2004 to the Featured Event to your right and also updated some of the Greatness below.  As for new on Story of Trek, you can basically follow its path on the Message Boards.  I think that's it for now.  Enjoy!

-Jason DeShaw
 

After working out the technical problems, and figuring out how this damn site works, I finally grace you people with an update that I made all by myself.  I put up an article that I wrote, which I'm hoping speaks for most people who work for this site.  Either way, read it here.  As said in the last update, Story of Trek is still something that we are working on, it is just kind of a large project.  Also, Jordan wishes me to make mention of his article series that he hopes to start soon, entitled "How to Maximize Your Laziness."  Here's also hoping that we here in Fargo can get an event scheduled for sometime soon, as we haven't had one in a long time.  Anyway, just enjoy all that we have here.  Now.

-Brady Lewis
 

Happy New Year everyone.  Today we have a nice big update for you, as the long awaited Free Style Walking 2004 is finally up!  It is 10+ pages of greatness so make sure to enjoy it.  Story of Trek is moving along slowly but surely, along with other things.  That is all.

-Jason DeShaw