After finishing up Downtown, we move to the Downhill Jam.  The word Jam makes it cool.

Besides being a completely downhill level, there is one thing that makes this level stand out above all others.  It has the greatest glitch in a video game... EVER!  I mean, some glitches are just dumb, like "ooo ooo, if I do this, the game freezes," but no, this glitch is by far the greatest thing ever found.  If you learn how to execute it, you can get billions of points.

Glitch!

One downfall to the glitch is you can't just push X to add up all the points, it has to do it all slow.  It literally takes days sometimes depending on how many points you scored.  Yes... days!  Have I mentioned I'm a loser.

Well, after beating the downhill level, I moved on to the second competition.  I of course scored a gold medal, because I'm a nerd.

Captain pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65

Now onto the final non-competition level, San Francisco.  Where you can once again show off your skateboarding badassness by grinding cop cars (fuck fuck fuck the police) and ollying trolleys.

San Fran also has the most elaborately hidden secret tape.  You have to like, ride around on sculptures and up the sides of building to find a hidden ramp at the top and make some suicidal dive to reach the hidden tape, you know, just like every skateboarder these days.

"...oh shit..." - Bucky's Last words

With the completion of this level, you get two things.  One, unlocking the character of Officer Dick...

"I'm Officer Dick and I ride a skateboard and I don't know why I'm in this game...DONUT!"

And of course, the last competition of the game...

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I've given up.