We all meet in the parking lot.  We shoot a couple of practice shots into the wind to see how bad it is.  And it is pretty bad.  But the general consensus is to continue on and hope for the best.  It is decided the best place is in the wooded area behind the playground and buildings, so that those things will block the wind.

This idea doesn't work so well, as the wind is still very strong in here.  Mike is especially screwed, because he is stuck with a wussy pistol that doesn't even shoot into the wind.  He should have been home when we called.  Anyway, we decide to let the fighting start.  Rules were as follows:

1.  Each person had six points

2.  When you lose all six points, you are out

3.  A shot to any part of the body, except the head, takes away one point.

4.  A shot to the head costs you three points.

So it started.  I was trying to fight while taking pictures, which was a challenge.  There was some fierce firing going on.  Mike was the first one out because he had the wussy pistol.  It also didn't help that he climbed a tree.  Jordan was out next, as I ran behind him and shot him in the back of the head.  Cole and Alex shot it out and I picked up more ammo.  Eventually, Alex was out, Cole tripped, and I shot him as he was down. 

After this fight it was decided that one person would sit out to take pictures while the other four fought.  We would alternate.  Plus then Mike would get an actual gun.  So the second battle began.  It was almost exactly like the first one, except that this time it was down to Alex and I.  He tripped, I shot him in the head, I won.

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StretPharmacist is a lot like the Undertaker:  A gimmick that should have never gotten over, but was taken to unbelievable heights.  Also, he is constantly injured.