The Yellow Badge of Courage:  A Story of Nerf
by StretPharmacist

Before 11/20/04

So I start walking back to the flag.  I kind of zigzag the field to pick up more ammo.  I eventually work my way back to the flag to get myself back into the game.  Right as I am about to advance on their flag again, I see Blake and Tom on their way to our flag.  They are advancing pretty fast, so I reload and pick up any ammo around. 

Jordan is walking back too, apparently having lost all his points.  I don't see Cole anywhere.  Its just me.  So I sit tight, waiting for them to come into range.  I dodge a couple shots and hit Blake a couple times to eliminate him.  He yells at Tom to run, but I get behind him.  He gets shot in the back four times or so and he is also out.  Success!

Jordan touches the flag soon after.  Blake and Tom are back in their territory at this point.  So Jordan and I advance on their flag.  But that's when we notice Cole running out of the pine trees with their flag.  So we run up to help cover him, as apparently he grabbed the flag and dropped his gun.


Blake And Tom Shake Their Fists At Cole

 


Cole Runs With The Flag

Drenched with V-Juice, we rejoice (and by V-Juice, I mean Victory Sweat, or something).  A win for the veterans.  So, after scouring the field for darts, we gather in the middle of the field and decide what the next fight shall be.  Surprisingly, we actually find most of the darts.  So far, we are off to a good start.

We decide to try something else.  How about a three team death match?  Sure.  We haven't done that yet.  So we split into teams that get argued over.  I forget what they were, but Cole didn't like them.  After much debating, arguing, and threats of physical violence, we finally had the following teams:  Cole and Spencer, Mike and Jordan, Blake and Me.  Tom got to be the cameraman.  The teams separated and waited for Tom to tell us to start.

The signal is given, and we advance on each other, but no one is shooting.  We all sit that way for a few minutes.  But I hate this.  Nothing is happening.  So I decide to make the first move.  I walk in between the two other teams, then advance on Mike and Jordan.  Blake advances on Cole and Spencer.  Finally some fighting takes place.  Very fast paced, and eventually we all separate into two triangles, with a member of each team in each one.  I don't know how that happened, but it did.


Jordan, Blake, And Spencer Triangle

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StretPharmacist is a lot like the Undertaker:  A gimmick that should have never gotten over, but was taken to unbelievable heights.  Also, he is constantly injured.

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