Frequently Asked Questions
This section of the website will be devoted to some Frequently Asked Questions that we at PsychoNoble are bombarded with everyday.

How was this stupid website started?
You're stupid.

Can I contribute to this amazing site?
Yah, but only if you don't suck.

I don't know some of the stuff on this site sucks pretty hardcore, how did it ever get on here?
That's not a question.

Yeah it was.
Well that wasn't bitch, next question.

Why do you make fun of retarded people on your site?
We don't.  But if we ever do, it's because they're dumb.

How much traffic does this site get?
Well, outside of me, and my group of friends there has been one person.  And that guy we coerced into going here with an e-mail.  So really, none.

Why do you continue to update this site if you know that nobody comes here?
Well, I'm a moron.

Will you ever go "DOT-COM" with this site?
Yes, no doubt about it.
Edit:  See, we are "DOT-COM" now. -Jason 2004

But, won't that be a waste of money since you don't get any traffic?
Shut up.
Edit: Shut up.  -Jason 2004

This site's design really blows cock, big hairy cock, who made this piece of shit?
Me.

Are you writing this FAQ for your own personal enjoyment?
Negative.  I don't enjoy my life, EVER.  And I want to die.

Was that a cry for help?
Negative.

Why do you answer questions with, "negative"?
Because I'm a robot.  I know only the answers to yes and no questions, and I can answer them only by saying "ten-four" or "negative".

Are you really a robot?
What do you think?  Fucking dipshits.

So you are?
No, I'm a magic 8-ball.

Why did you say that you were a robot if you are a magic 8-ball?
I changed my mind.  I was a robot, but then I noticed 8-balls don't short-circuit when they take showers.

What is the best song, cereal box, show of the 80's, etc?
What the fuck do I look like... VH1?  BURN!

How was that a, "Burn"?
Hmm, it really wasn't.  More of a "zing" in fact.  My bad.

Wanna come over?
Sure.

Will this FAQ ever end?
Yah, I'm thinking I'm done right now actually.  Maybe just one more question.

How the hell do I get back to the main page?
Back to PsychoNoble.

Back to Who We Are